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Comedy

I Hate You Forever

This will helpful in his teenage years when he feels comfortable openly telling us that he got his girlfriend pregnant, or that he is gay ...

Comedy

Local Events I Won't Be Attending

We do have Orkin scheduled to come to our house on July 18 and Tru Green a day later. That should be cool.

Comedy

Review: 2011 Kane County Fair

I brought my tap shoes for the talent show, ready to add some sizzle to "Minnie the Moocher.”

Comedy

Oberweis—Vanilla Fun Fun and the Trail of the Balloon

Another Oberweisian approached our table and offered G Frenzy a balloon. He smiled wide and grabbed it. How adorable.

Comedy

The Return of my Blog Apprentice!

"One of my previous blog entries, "OMG: Poo", prompted 104 e-mails from locals who were disturbed ..."

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CORRECTION: St. Charles, IL is actually No. 30 Best Town

"Wait, oh, the list that I discovered is actually Family Sphere Magazine's list of top funniest sounding town names."

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OMG: Baby Poo

"Not makin any duckets in a bucket, moes. Gosh, thinkin about how unreal J BEEB is and how real Hova, sorry lamers, Jay Z is."

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Haiku for Expectant Dads

Wiseman say "a rock can't grow anything"

 
 
 

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